new years eve?

This really needs a visual but...

Francesca walked into our room and said "New Years Eve, look at this" and turned around and she had a long piece of toilet paper hanging out of her behind, from right between the cheeks. Then she stood in the doorway and wagged her little ass back and forth.

December 25, 2009

The whole world is covered in presents and Christmas.

Creedence

On Creedence Clearwater, "Have You Ever Seen the Rain," "Daddy I've seen the rain, why are they singing that? Turn it off."

Crawling

On her sister not crawling yet, "Yeah you better start or you'll be snacked out of the monkeys!"

School Day

On giving her pre-school teachers chocolates for xmas from Jacques Torres she asked, "But what about Miss Amy?" To which I replied, "Well we don't have any chocolate for her."

And Francesca said, "Poor her."

Which I thought was totally hilarious.

In recounting the story to Lorin ("The Daddy" or "Big Daddy"), it just wasn't that funny.

Her intonation?

Maybe you had to be there?

Santa Land

After schlepping 2 children, one with a wicked barking seal cough, on the subway to Macy's, the day after a major snowstorm, we make it to Santa Land. And Francesca does not seem to care.
However, she does get extremely animated 3 hours later re the Skinflints cheeseburger.
On her meal, "Mommy this is my good-est meal ever in my whole life!"
Right, so f u Santa, next time we are going straight for the burger.

The Bagel

On Fiona choking on a bagel, "Wow she was really gunkin' on that bagel."

The Flags

On the American flags in front of peoples houses, "Mommy thats silly! Its Winter, not American."

Snow Suit

On being sent upstairs to locate the missing snow suit in her closet, "Hey You Mommy! You lied to me!"

The Tush

On wiping her behind, "Be careful! My tushie is expensive and I want to keep it nice nice!"

Xmas Tree

The day after the tree was picked and bought and she came home with the smallest Charlie Brown lookin' xmas tree imaginable, "Mommy when is my tree going to grow?"