Getting ready to leave for LI, Francesca starts to open the front door- I say "Francesca don't open the door until I come back" Francescsa "I'm just opening it a tiny bit" I say "Not even a crack, someone could come in and grab you" Francesca "Then I would kick them in the vagina or the penis" ........ "so hard that poop would come out the other side"

bath time?

Mommy: Its late, we're only taking a 4 minute bath. Francesca: NO! (stamps feet, walks away) I don't want to take a 4 minute bath! I want to take a 5 minute bath! Daddy: OK, you can take a 5 minute bath.

Winter

Francesca: It's freezing! Mommy: Yes it is. Francesca: It's so cold that the cut on my thumb is as cold as a little mouse in the snow.