Susan?

Francesca informed me this morning that her new Kindergarten friend is a "susan" -apparently a "susan" is someone who believes in God but not Halloween.

Daddy wins

Lara to Lorin "You have to pick one kid to take care of, which one do you want?" Francesca "Oh pick me, pick me!"

when I grow up

At school the kids were talking about what they wanted to be when they grew up and Francesca says "when I get older I want to be a LIAR like my mommy and daddy"

Um yeah. Lawyer/Liar- same thing!

guys gotta do...

On David (her classmate) having to sit in the "thinking chair" for misbehaving:

Mommy "Why did David have to sit in the thinking chair?"

Francesca "He threw his lunchbox at me, a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do."

On trying a mystery chocolate from Easter...

"Mommy will you try this for me and see if I'm going to like it, even though you got that fat belly goin' on?

Mexico

Francesca: Mommy I don't like you anymore and I'm leaving.

Mommy: Really, where are you going?

Francesca: Mexico

Mommy: Who is going to take care of you?

Francesca: The Mexico people!

on listening

Francesca was not listening, as is the norm these days.

I said "Francesca, what happened to your Tiger Shulman (mixed martial arts class) ears for listening?" To which she replied, "I think they took a trip."